Tennis: a racquet sport in which two players compete to see who has the shortest temper, the worst memory, the poorest eyesight, and the slowest watch. ―Anonymous. Tennis begins with love. ―Anonymous. These quotes show the passion and dedication that tennis players have towards their sport, along with a sense of humor when handling intense pressure.
Tennis Slogans. I play Tennis, What’s your superpower. You need balls to play Tennis. Education is important, Tennis is importanter. Baby got back hand. I can’t, I have Tennis. I play Tennis, Love means nothing to me. Yes I’m that player you rather not play against. Happiness is Shaped.
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"If I didn't play tennis I probably would have to see a psychiatrist." (Arthur Ashe) "Tennis is a fine balance between determination and tiredness." (Virginia Wade) "The serve was invented so that the net could play." (Bill Cosby) "I started when I was 4, but I didn't play seriously until I was 8." (Kathy Rinaldi) "I don't go out there to love my enemy.
Of course, you must have a lot of physical skills but you can’t play tennis well and not be a good thinker. You win or lose the match before you even go out there.” -Venus Williams. “In tennis, it is not the opponent you fear, it is the failure itself, knowing how near you were but just out of reach.” -Andy Murray.
Comedian Mitch Hedberg finding faults with playing recreational tennis: "The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how good I get, I'll never be as good as a wall." Nicolas Massu
8. Where did the tennis players go on their date? The tennis ball. 9. Why should you never fall in love with a tennis player? To them, “Love” means nothing. 10. Where do ghosts play tennis? On a tennis corpse! 11.What did the tennis player say before playing with vanilla ice cream? “I’d like a soft serve, please!” 12. What do you serve but not eat?
Best Tennis Slogans. Order on the Court. Serve it, Smash it, Win it, Love it. Respect All, Fear None. If it’s gotta be, it starts with me. Champions train; Losers complain. Refuse to Lose! We’re not waiters (or waitresses), but boy can we serve! All it takes is all you’ve got!
I may be at Silverstone for the British Grand Prix this weekend – how exciting! – but there is another sporting event on in the UK which is likely to get just a little bit of attention, so with Wimbledon reaching its climax, this week’s collection of one-liners and puns is in the form of tennis jokes.